What It Is
The Hot Flash Comedy Tour is a sensational new comedy show performed by Baby Boomers for Baby Boomers.
Hot Flash Comedy is sometimes irreverent, often politically incorrect and always laugh til you lose your breath funny. It’s a hilarious perspective about our lives – yours and ours.
Contrary to what the advertisers seem to think about us; we’re not dead yet! Baby boomers are not all plagued with dry leathery skin, quivering legs, hair falling out in clumps or pooping our pants. Furthermore the old man can still get it up and the 'ol boy knows how to use it better than ever! - thank you very much. We're still alive and kicking; and deserve a fun evening with Hot Flash Comedy!
What It's Not
Hot Flash Comedy is not all about menopause and hot flashes. Men will enjoy the show just as much as women. Hot Flash is just a name. I mean, there weren’t bugs crawling around on the stage when you went to the Beatles concert right? And we certainly never expected to see rocks and boulders when we went to see the Rolling Stones. So, it’s not just a chick thing. We love our men and yours will have the time of his life at the Hot Flash Comedy Tour.
What It's Like
Hot Flash is a comedy show that Boomers can relate to. It’s a little naughty, but not offensive - sort of like your high school prom date. Hot Flash has just a dash of politics but it’s guaranteed 100% pro American. We’ll poke some fun and find the humor in daily life, work, family and friends.
Who We Are
Your Hot Flash Comedy Tour performers are two veteran comics, from two very different backgrounds, with two different view points, that oddly confirms how similar we all are to one another.
One is married with grown kids; the other has never been married. One is blonde, the other brunette. One is from the northeast rust-belt; the other is a southern Cajun gal.
Their show will make you cry with laughter; at where we've been who we are today and how we got here.
COMIC RELIEF FOR HOT FLASHES
All About Hot Flashes
If you’ve had one, there’s no mistaking it. It’s like someone shoved a hot poker up your butt, “flame on”. This is not a good thing, because you may be the nicest person in the world, but when you start sweating, feeling nauseated or dizzy, it’s like having Tourettes syndrome; Words you have never used will fly out of your mouth, no matter where you are, or who you are with. The flash can be followed by a flush, leaving you reddened, perspiring and with the sudden urge to kill someone close to you.
What Causes Hot Flashes?
Who cares, find the cure. NOW!
You found the cure for the guys to follow us around like a dog in heat for 36 hours. Now, hop Skippy!, and find something to make me stop feeling like I’m sitting in a 450-degree oven. Can you do that? Huh, can you????
How hot is Hot?
Go back to the last question---450 degrees in a hot oven. Hell, that’s what hell is. No, you know what? Hell is probably cooler.
Yeah it’s that hot. So hot that snow melts around you and bushes catch on fire. THAT HOT!!! Got the picture?
Beating the Heat Naturally
The best way to beat a hot flash is naturally. Why?, because no one has invented something to get rid of it. Again, scientists can put a man at attention for 36 hours, and for “hot flashes” nothing? While our libido is dead, you give him a pill to make him think he’s actually attractive to us. If we're going to beat anything naturally - it’s going to be him!
Our estrogen is GONE, bye bye, no more eggs, nada. There are more eggs in our refrigerators than in our bodies. Don’t give us therapy; give us results; something, anything to stop the sweat from going down the small of our backs - that’s just plain annoying!
Avoiding Triggers
If you can identify the things that trigger your hot flashes, you’ve made the first step in getting the upper hand. Keep a record of when they occur and what you were eating, or doing or how you where feeling at the time.
Many women find that stress tops the charts as a trigger. Was that hot flash in the boardroom a random hit, or were you feeling under pressure at the time? Was it a full day of pressure without a break?
Okay, I wrote this one word for word, exactly how I found it on the Internet. Now this is my answer to this--"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WHAT?"
Are you kidding me? Of course all this happened; we’re women.
You want me to keep a record? When do I do this or that? After I take care of the house, job, kids and husband? Or maybe, when I’m trying to figure out how I can get my fan to blow like a Category 5 hurricane. Caused by pressure? - you think???
Some other triggers: More laughter here...
Alcohol —Please, this in not a trigger, it’s a solution!
Caffeine—Again, a solution. no caffeine? What, do you have death wish?
Spicy Foods—You make me laugh
Hot Food—Still laughing
Hot Tubs/Saunas—Where do you people live?
Hot Showers—Oh, hell no! No negotiations on this one!
Hot Beds—My bed would not be hot, if there was a cure!!!!!
Hot Rooms—no problem there, penguins walk in my house, bundle up.
Smoking---Again, not a trigger, a solution, depending of course on what you are smoking.
There are more things, like survival tips, but they are too long and idiotic for me to write about.
Instead, come see the show. Laughter is the greatest survival tip you can have. See you at the Hot Flash Comedy show.